One more month.
no one ever asks what causes heterosexuality
do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.
when you hear your parents talking shit from another room
The hurtful truth!