rapper: “i’ll take your girl”
relationship goals: giving me ur credit card number
High Speed Photographs of Exploding Lightbulbs Filled with Objects
I enjoy this thoroughly.
I could totally have these as a series of photographs on my wall
I agree with both of these statements.
grandad built this house with his bare hands, kids. most people use bricks but not grandad. he thought hands were bricks.
officialunitedstates yo man check this out
officialunitedstates you’ve gotta see this
look theres a train
how to kiss a boy
- grab his waist
- slip your hand in his pocket
- steal his wallet
- dont even kiss him
- just run
Science has proven that:
- Humans have auras
- Humans have organs that sense energy
- We inherit memories from our anscestors
- Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging.
- Compassion extends life
- Love is more than just an emotion
- Billions of other universes exist
- Meditation speeds healing
what a deal
when you stay up all night to do homework that wasn’t collected
friends: want to go out later?
me: i can’t i have plans
Me three years ago was definitely the worst version of me